But what really got me was this.... hehehe.. should put it on a T Shirt!!
But then.. it gets kinkier... got this email from my fren... something about Things U'll Hear Round X'mas Time... takes the mickey out of the turkey, stuffing and all!
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at >once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Yes.. Christmas is a coming.... 1mth plus more!! Oh god.. time to start making my presents for the ladies.. and listing down things to get for the fellas... seems like this year, my list has grown.. especially for friends... as i make new ones... and old ones resurface...
Oh.. and there's my 29th birthday to plan for too... aarrrgghhhh age.. creeping up on you.. jus yesterday (it seems) i turned 16, then 18, then 21... now... nex year.. i'll be in the 30s category!
I still say.. you're only as old as you think you are.. ME... I'll always be YOUNG! (at heart that is) hehehehe
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